FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
[Campbell, CA] — April 1, 2025
After years of transforming customer-facing operations with our intelligent AI-powered system of record, servis.ai is proud(?) to announce our next big leap forward:
Introducing AJ™ — Artificial Judgment
Because artificial intelligence wasn’t judgmental enough.
For years, AI has helped businesses do the impossible: respond to emails instantly, schedule appointments across five time zones, and generate reports that no one reads in mere seconds. But something was missing. Something human. Something… petty.
Enter AJ.
AJ doesn’t just assist — AJ assesses.
And judges. Harshly. But fairly. (OK, mostly harshly.)
What Makes AJ Different?
- SnarkGPT™ Engine: Why answer with facts when you can answer with attitude? AJ will let you know that your request to “reschedule again” is ruining its calendar feng shui.
- Outlook Sync with Side Eye™: Automatically detects meetings that should’ve been emails — and cancels them. With flair.
- Inbox Triage with Sass Mode™: AJ prioritizes emails not just by urgency, but by how annoying they are.
- Emotional Calibration™: AJ tells you how your tone actually sounds. (Hint: it’s not “just being direct.”)
Real Customer Reactions:
“AJ told me my PowerPoint was ‘giving last-minute intern energy.’ I’ve never been more motivated.”
– Carol, VP of Vibes
“AJ marked my 9:00am Monday meeting as ‘cruel and unusual punishment.’ I canceled it. I feel alive again.”
– Jeff, Middle Manager (now top performer)
“AJ rewrote my support email and signed it ‘With eternal patience, unlike you.’ Our CSAT scores tripled.”
– Sandra, Director of Customer Success
AJ: The Final Form of AI?
Probably not. But it’s the sassiest.
At servis.ai, we believe automation should be fast, functional, and fabulously judgmental. AJ keeps your operations running smoothly while adding just enough spice to make your coworkers question their life choices.
Coming Soon:
- AJ Pro Max: Comes with therapy recommendations.
- AJ Lite: Less sass, more passive aggression.
- AJ for HR: Automatically flags “just checking in” emails as microaggressions.
